New Girl - 3x17 - Sister II
This entire sequence was just a delight of sex+ kink. For all the uneven bits in this show, they totally made up for it with this.
Nick: Hey, Schmidt! Hey, Schmidt. Have you seen Abby? Huh? (sultry piano music playing) What are you what are you doing?
Abby: I’m melting chocolate.
(Schmidt spits out the apple)
Schmidt: Abby and I are having sex.
Nick (whispers): What happened to no nonsense, Schmidt?
Schmidt: I’ve really changed my tune on nonsense, Nick. You know, for the life of me, I could not understand the grasp that Jess had on you, but if she came from the same gene pool as this one (chuckles) kudos, my friend. Even if it’s a tenth of what I just experienced…Even if it’s a DeVito/Schwarzenegger split from Twins.
Nick: You calling Jess the DeVito? - What? - Abby, I was supposed to be watching you.
Abby: Go ahead.
Nick: Don’t don’t play tricks with my words. Jess is gonna kill me. She’s gonna say my name in that short, clipped way - where she doesn’t add the “K. What? When she’s mad, she just says “Nic.
Schmidt: Do you really think that the “K” adds to the sound of your name?
Abby: How do you usually say your name? - Nick. Say it without the “K.
Nick: - Nic.
Schmidt: It’s the same thing.
Abby: Stop distracting me! Nick, you’re so worried about disappointing Jess.
Schmidt: Relax, man.
Abby: Okay, you got to get out of here. (Abby picks up the apple and gestures for Schmidt to open his mouth.)
Schmidt: (grunts) (moans) (grunts) (giggles) Oh I choked. I choked, man.
Finally! A scene where kink is just a kind of sex people are having and not the butt of a joke! Happy BDSM! People having a really great time! Oh, I love this!